A tweeteries inspired by Very British Problems
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During an interview:
“So what prototyping tools do you use?”
You (answering): “Blah, blah and blah.”
You (thinking): “the bleeding heart and artist.”
11
Accepting the fact that all your past works are literally crap, what you’re doing now is meh, and you’ll do better.
10
When it’s a success: blaming the status quo while hiding behind the curtain.
When it’s a failure: ‘It would have been worse if I hadn’t done it.’
9
Secretly admitting to be the asshole who always questions other people’s judgement and reasoning.
8
Feeling the urge to explain Gettier problem to your clients whenever they insist they know exactly what their problem is.
7
Asking what do you mean by “work” when someone tells you that driverless car doesn’t work at all ‘cos he tried it.
6
The intersection of “sacrificing #usability for early buy-in wow factor” and “being honest” is “are you kidding me?”
5
How your family members eventually give up the struggle to understand what exactly you do as a blah designer.
4
Feeling the urge to point out for your non-designer relative that he really doesn’t need to double-tap a link button.
3
“So what do you do?”
“I’m a [buzzword] designer.”
“Sounds interesting! So what do you do?”
“… (awkwardly sips the tea/coffee)”
2
“Hi buddy can you help me beautify my presentation?”
“No problem!” (mind-burning the idiot who doesn’t tell stories)
1
Barely use any advanced features of prototyping tools either bc you don’t have the time or bc you are the developer.
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Noah Fang 